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Someone threw up on my printer. I think I have the suspect list narrowed down, but she’s not talking. While I wait for her to break, I search for meaning in this vile act of vandalism. Am I being bullied because I’m gay? I think so. I’m calling Chely Wright immediately to sing to me.
Now I feel better. I can proceed with my positive and hopeful message for the new year. My theme is that we can all get along. Here’s another song to inspire us all, Repeblicans, Democtrats, Tea partyers, et al, that we can get along.
Bless your hearts, one and all. Even the suspect, who is currently avoiding me.
For all those who have lost loved ones in this past year, next year it will get better, I promise.
And to show that out of many, we are one:
I wish everyone a safe, happy, healthy new year.